"Life is not fair," is one my friend, Melissa, says to her kids on a regular basis.
"A moment on the lips, forever on the hips," was one of my own Mom's. I probably should have paid a little more attention to that one.
One of mine:
"The first time it's funny. After that, it's just annoying."
OK, so it's not as ubiquitous as the first two, but I find myself saying it all the time.
As an example, let's take this year's gingerbread house. We recently did our gingerbread day with friends, and right away one son returned to the theme of last year's gingerbread house, putting a dog and yellow snow on it.
"The first time it's funny. After that, it's just annoying," I said, and removed it. See?
This time, I vetoed any scatological humor. My concession was Calvin & Hobbes having a snowball fight in front of the house.
Can you tell that those creatures in front of the house are Calvin & Hobbes? Well, those were created by my older son. I think his use of little candies for eyes gave them a scary effect but he was happy with them. Let's just say he's more of a musician than an artist -- one of his many musical ventures is playing bass in this band.
My younger son, thankfully, wanted to make a normal house. He made the roof of Life Saver candies above (I embellished it with the snowdrifts of royal icing. He also came up with the idea of using alphabet pretzels. I used them in the "wipe feet" doormat above -- something I'd imagine Calvin's mom doing. My son also used the pretzel letters on the back of the house (or is it the front?) below.
My younger son also made the path (of candy dots -- the kind that come on paper -- and Twizzler Pull apart licorice). He also added the friendly gingerbread man in front.
Although come to think of it, I haven't seen that gingerbread man for several days! Uh oh, I'm suspecting the work of FD. Who is FD? Well, you'd have to read this post to understand.
As for our friends' house ... well, it wasn't a house at all. It was an act of sheer lunacy. Shall post it soon...
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